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Touche [21 May 2003|03:44pm]
[ mood | naughty ]

Daryl Loves CJ: Oh no! Someone might see my stripes!
Kit Loves CJ: She always takes pictures. *rubs her hamz*
Live Loves CJ: Just call me Hefner.
Daryl Loves CJ: Heifer?
Live Loves CJ: That too.
Live Loves CJ: Heifer Hefner.
Kit Loves CJ: Mmm. Heifer.
Live Loves CJ: Mmm. Delta Burke.
Kit Loves CJ: I'm going to make a new character. An anthro-heifer.
Daryl Loves CJ: I thought you only liked horses and dogs, Kit.
Live Loves CJ: You should make an anthro dog horse.
Kit Loves CJ: I want love them all equally.
Kit Loves CJ: Will you take pictures, Live?
Live Loves CJ: Of course.
Live Loves CJ: Just as long as you wear 5 day old underwear, like I do.
Kit Loves CJ: With your new $350 camera?
Kit Loves CJ: I'm honored.
Live Loves CJ: Yep. My sugar daddy from Live Journal sent it to me. _
Kit Loves CJ: I want like your sugar daddy. You think he might like oblong hamz?
Live Loves CJ: Yes. He loves them.
Daryl Loves CJ: Does he like your brillo pubes?
Live Loves CJ: He hot combs them for me.
Kit Loves CJ: She showed me a pic of that.

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Girly Meets Domme [21 May 2003|03:09am]
This is version 2 of my layout. The first one I adored for it's visuals, but no amount of font changes under the sun would make it legible. I found another pic sitting on my hd that was suitable, but the original coloring was too grungy for what I wanted. I then decided that since I'd used reds on eroticfantasies that I'd go with purple for mine. We all know that purple is the color of royalty, don't we? A little photoshopping and my adorable sketch of foot worship became the focal point of my purple-ness. After getting a bit creative with the scheme, I'm quite happy with the effect, and it's now legible so I can read everyone elses posts without highlighting everything.

Tada

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Last time it was 8th. I aquired morals within 3 days. [21 May 2003|02:50am]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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Damn Right [20 May 2003|02:24am]
wild woman



You Are a Wild Woman!


Put down the whip and unlace those come-fuck-me boots!


You definitely qualify as kinky - and not just occasionally.


You've exhausted every fantasy, but you're always open to new ones.


Your sexual encounters are usually spiced with role-play, bondage, new positions,
props, and fun fetishes.



Are *You* Kinky? Click Here to Find Out!

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More Quizzes [20 May 2003|01:46am]
bondage
bondage


What's YOUR sexual fetish?
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A TAN Dragon Lies Beneath!



I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Tan Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the true draconic magic-user. Tans have been all but forgotten in popular literature, but that suits them just fine. They're slightly shy and spend most of their time in impassable mountain valleys. When feeling brave or adventurous, Tans use their shape-shifting ability to blend in with society. Given a choice, however, Tans still much prefer to be left to their own devices.



I like to spend time devising new and interesting spells, and counting my gigantic treasure. My favorable attributes are longevity, security, magic, and reverence for life. To top it off, my breath weapon is a curious mix of Fire and Air. Just tell folks to watch out, like all Tans I've got a seriously short temper!



vibe



Your Masturbation Method Should be Using a Vibrator!


Who needs a man? Not you!

With a vibrator, flying solo can be more fun than being partnered!



What's *Your* Masturbation Method?

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Simple Truths [20 May 2003|12:59am]

dominant
You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!


What kind of kiss are you?
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nerdslut
Nerdslut


What's your sexual appeal?
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With a Cherry on Top [20 May 2003|12:30am]
Your
Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score
CategoryYour ScoreAverage
Hacklust29.25%
Has conversations in between massacres
52%
Sensitive Roleplaying15.19%
There is no player. There is only.... Zuul.
49.3%
GM Experience23.19%
Closer to a novel than to a campaign
65.9%
Systems Knowledge85.31%
Played in a couple of campaigns
88.6%
Livin' La Vida Dorka25.29%
Carries dice in pocket 'just in case'
58.8%
You are 40.65% pure
Average Score: 65.7%


Who knew?

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Obligatory Test Post [17 May 2003|07:56am]
[ mood | bitchy ]

This is yet another journal of the Siege, I'm not going to attempt a 007-esque operation here. This particular journal is for another interest of mine. I will not be using this journal to post anything about myself whatsoever, so it's really pointless to add this one to a friends list. I will, however, be posting to several communities that I've joined through this account.

The answer is,

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